I was wondering if anyone knew how to bake cookies.

[In M'gann's amateur film hour, the video feed briefly starts with a generic fog-swathed part of town: there's the corner of a house, there's a street, oh shit there's a-- oh wait, it's just a tree.] I thought I saw something over there, but I...guess it's gone.

[And back to M'gann, who's trying to do her best at looking totally chill and ( Read more... )

[...initially this was going to be video, but...after the last green fiasco, she's going to use voice this time. Deep breath. She'll be fine. She can do this.]

I heard about the food shortage. I want to try to go fishing, but I don't really know where the beach is. Neither does my friend... [There's a bit of a hesitation there, but you don't mind ( Read more... )

[It took a bit of fiddling, but...there. That should call everyone who has one of these UrPhone communicators, right? To make sure that everyone's extra comfortable and not freaked out about the sudden martian, M'gann's assuming a totally normal mundane human form....but it seems harder than it should be. But she doesn't want to immediately scare ( Read more... )